JIDE: EPISODE 3

JIDE
Episode 3

two days after, the furious lady called, and as you can guess, she blasted the hell out of me, and I didn’t comment at first, until she said, so I won’t say anything abi? Then I said, I was so sorry, but that she didn’t give me space to even apologise… She cut the call, a few hours later, I sent her a text, telling her I am sorry, She replied almost immediately like she’s been staring on the phone waiting for a notification from me…. Her text read thus:

“You apologise ke? If I don’t see it on your face, then forget it…” I smiled and I was really excited, now I had to devote plans on how I will make this lady come to my crib or go to hers, when she’s alone…. and then I will actually apologise… So I replied her message saying thus: ” I’m ready to do anything, just to get over this asap…. What’s your address” As I sent that message, my heart was beating profusely, this was me a few days ago that was forming a baddo, and here I am now shaking just because I asked a girl for her address..

5 Hours after, there was no reply, I felt it was over already and there was no point in shaking… Just I was about throwing the phone on the bed, I heard the message tune….I was so scared that I held the phone with shaky hands… Shaky or not, I had to read the message, I was thinking of what the reply could be, so I opened it and there it was, she sent me her address…………………………………….. I jumped up, my head almost hit the fan that was spinning without any mercy…. I was so excited, but my excitement was cut short when I discovered she didn’t state when I could come to “Apologise” I wanted to call her immediately, at the same time, I had to continue with my already Baddo li attitude to this girl, so I went for the latter and Postponed the call till the evening around 8pm….. I called her…..

Me: Hello, what’s up..

Shola: Hi, so did you get my text?

Me: Yeah, I did… So when are we seeing?

Shola: I don’t know when I would be alone for now……….. That statement got me dumbfounded, I was melting right there on the call..

Me: I want to apologise soon enough, before I get out of here anyway..

Shola: Okay, Where are you going?

Me: *I ended the call, and pretended it was network issue..

Now, I felt so on top of the world that my plan had worked out, but I was still thinking how I would even be able to execute this plan… Coming to think of it, This lady is beautiful, she’s tall, black, moderate bosoms and a moderate behind. How would I say I even want to kiss this sort of person, at this age…..***

I went back to my normal duties, almost forgetting the whole incident, and then this Saturday ca,e by, it was a week after I last spoke to Shola. My phone vibrating was what woke me up that morning, I looked at the caller info with sleepy eyes only to see “Shola”, immediately, I stood up on my feet like tsunami was a few minutes away, I picked the call, with that male thick voice in the morning, and said Hello!

Shola:

Hi, I want to let you know I will be free today, and I would be expecting you anytime from 1pm.

***She ends the call***

I could not even say okay or anything, the call ended just like that, anyway, what was important was getting the message in which I did….

I was so excited and joyful, I slept, and set my alarm to 1.30pm, and put the phone on my cheek so I could wake up easily…

1.30pm, The alarm rang, I woke up and smiled, I took my bath, wore a nice t-shirt with a jean, and I got my sadder out… I was good to go… Shola’s house from my place is about 45minutes with public transport, So as I was about leaving, I called her to inform her I was on my way.. She said okay, that she would be waiting and ended the call immediately. I was furious. I got to her street, and to the specified address andcalled her again.

Me: Hi, come and rescue me from your gate o

Shola: Oh, I’m on my way…

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I was waiting, for about 5minutes, I didn’t see anybody, I was already getting mad, when someone just tapped my back and said follow me. Yea, she was the one. All I could think off was how and when did this lady suddenly become a mad person….Anyway, I followed her and we went into their compound, and into the house… As I got to the house, she needed not to remind me why I was here, as she stopped me by the door and just stared at me with a furious face.. I smiled back at her and told her I was sorry for what happened.. She didn’t respond, I said it again, she smiled and said I should come in. As I was going in, I was like “She’s a weird being, and she said I was more weird” We started gisting, and she asked about every information concerning me and why I behaved like that the other day…. Moments after, I threw a pillow at her, she was seating farther from where I was, so the pillow went with an incredible speed and hit her on the head, she yelled and angrily stood up with the pillow and came towards me. As she approached me, I stood up, and began running around, she was shouting, sooner, she started laughing that why was I running, She was yelling, Stop now! Stop Now!!….. The drama was getting more interesting so I stood in one place so she could finally get to me. On getting to me, she hit me so bad with the pillow, It was then I realised that Shola was indeed MAD!. I took the pillow and slapped her with it, then she said we should stop the silly play that was I not meant to be a sadist…. All these period, the mad girl had not even offered me anything to drink not to talk of eat….